Tuesday, October 21, 2008

One cause of a rotten economy

Here's a notice I received from Chase.  I pay the card balance in full each month. Chase hates this. Here's their reaction (I'm excerpting the relevant clauses--the rest is predictable legalese about what they'll charge per month/day for late payments).

 

IMPORTANT NOTICE OF CHANGE IN TERMS

EFFECTIVE WITH YOUR JANUARY 2009 STATEMENT


  • Your Default APR will be changed to a variable rate with a maximum APR of 29.99%.

(!)

Right to Opt Out: You can opt out (not accept) the changes in the APRs.

(Awright!!) 

If you decide not to accept these changes to your APRs:

  • We must receive a letter by December 19, 2008 blah blah blah blah . . 

(Fair enough.)

What it means if you choose not to accept these APR changes:

  • These APR changes will not apply.

(Thank you. Will you credit the cost of the stamp?)

  • Your account will be closed and your card will no longer be available for use.

(Expletive Deleted!!)

Care to comment, Gentle Reader?

Oh, one more clause:

  • Any miles or rewards points you have earned may be forfeited.

(Thank God. It's "may" not "shall!")


3 comments:

Anonymous said...

And you wonder why "they" don't want more government "regulation." Organized crime was not eradicated, they just took credit and loan (or bank jobs) to a whole new level.

Anonymous said...

I presume Chase included a postage paid return envelope. I would tape it to a Volkswagon and send it back to them.

Anonymous said...

I received a similar rate hike from my GM Mastercard. My response was a no thanks and a closed credit card. Good riddance.