Up to date in Washington State?

Behold the collective wisdom of our legislators:

In Washington State, "It shall be unlawful for a candidate for office or for nomination thereto whose name appears upon the ballot at any election to give to or purchase for another person, not a member of his or her family, any liquor in or upon any premises licensed by the state for the sale of any such liquor by the drink during the hours that the polls are open on the day of such election."

A law to reduce crime states: "It is mandatory for a motorist with criminal intentions to stop at the city limits and telephone the chief of police as he is entering the town."

All lollipops are banned.

All motor vehicles must be preceded by a man carrying a red flag (daytime) or a red lantern (nighttime) fifty feet in front of said vehicle.

An old Washington law sent duelists to jail for ten years, assuming they didn't lose the duel.

A proposed Washington law protects sports referees from civil suit unless their actions were "willful, wanton, reckless, malicious or grossly negligent."

Auburn: Men who deflower virgins, regardless of age or marital status, may face up to five years in jail.

A Washington state law offers the presumption that youngsters will read comic books.

Bremerton: You may not shuck peanuts on the street.

Everett: It is illegal to display a hypnotized or allegedly hypnotized person in a store window.

If the honey you are eating in Seattle is a blend of honey from or more types of flowers, it's illegal for the honey to be labeled as having come from one type of flower.

Electric City: it is illegal to "keep, or permit to remain, in any location . . . anything whatsoever in which flies or rats may breed or multiply."

Olympia: minors are prohibited from frequenting pool halls.

Seattle: it is illegal to carry a concealed weapon that is over six feet in length.

Washington State: it's illegal to catch a fish by throwing a rock at it;

it's illegal to sleep in an outhouse without the owner's permission;

it's illegal to sell to minors comics that might incite them to violence or depraved or immoral acts;

it's illegal to pretend you're the child of a rich person and entitled to his estate.

Anyone under the age of 18 must have parental permission to throw a tear gas canister.

Until quite recently, you could have been fined up to $500 for removing or defacing the label on a pillow.

It's illegal to paint polka dots on the American flag.

In Wilbur, it's illegal to ride an ugly horse.

Lynden: Dancing and drinking may not occur at the same establishment.

Seattle: Women who sit on men's laps on buses or trains without placing a pillow between them face an automatic six-month jail term. No one may set fire to another person's property without prior permission. It is illegal to carry a fishbowl or aquarium onto a bus because the sound of the water sloshing may disturb other passengers.

The state of Washington doesn't allow marathon dancing--or marathon skipping, sliding, gliding, rolling or crawling.

In Washington, any restroom with pay toilets has to have an equal number of free toilets. This law came to pass after the speaker of the state House of Representatives raced to an all-pay facility without a dime.

Waldron Island: No structure shall contain more than two toilets that use potable water for flushing.

Washington state doesn't allow fake wrestling.

You are not allowed to breast feed in public.

You need a license to sell condoms in Washington state.